i spent hours making it comfy, why can’t i enjoy it? SCORE 18
hold up a sec… SCORE 11
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
a genius idea SCORE 24
now that’s a good deal SCORE 5
feeling a bit called out rn SCORE 24
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
all you can do is give a thumbs up SCORE 14
thou shalt be my date SCORE 0
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 16
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
we are all connected SCORE 16
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 32
ah, the ol’ family road trip… SCORE 5
have a good one eh SCORE 17
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
what a helpful lass SCORE 27
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
finally, a heart i deserve SCORE 15
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
