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Tutankhamun+had+a+dagger+made+from+a+meteorite%2C+BTW.
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
We+can+do+it%21
We can do it! SCORE 30
Send+anime+spaghetti+noods%26%238230%3B
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
Martin+Luther+King+Jr.+on+one+of+the+first+desegregated+buses%2C+1956.
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
I+guess+I+like+NASCAR+now.
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 34
Karen+can+get+it.
Karen can get it. SCORE 44
This+is+how+asparagus+grows%2C+allegedly.
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Imagine+just+the+thing%26%238230%3B
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
%26%238216%3Bcheese%26%238217%3B+VS+%26%238216%3Bamber+alert%26%238217%3B
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 35
Be+careful+out+there%21
Be careful out there! SCORE 38
The+more+you+know.
The more you know. SCORE 37
And+they+would+have+gotten+away+with+it+too%26%238230%3B
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
I+LOVE+LAMP
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Speaking+to+the+former+record+holder%26%238230%3B
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
And+the+wildflowers+rejoiced.
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
We%26%238217%3Bll+send+our+best%21
We’ll send our best! SCORE 22
it+was+bound+to+happen%3F
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Thanks+Dan.+Always+good+news+coverage.
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
Turns+out+5G+was+the+cure+this+whole+time.
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 42
FOUR+MORE+YEARS%21
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
Water+is+the+enemy+of+your+self+image.
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
I+do+not+think+you+know+the+meaning+of+that+word%26%238230%3B+Spring+Break%2C+circa+1985.
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 8
NYPD+protecting+the+Wall+Street+Bull+from+protesters+is+way+too+2020+vibe+for+me.
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Doge+has+asthma+and+requires+multiple+treatments+daily.
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
The+Self-Assembly+IKEA+Chocolate+Bunny
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
The+purrrrfect+couple.
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
I%26%238217%3Bm+the+mischievous+river+spirit.+Come+get+yer+words%2C+fer+a+price.
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 38
Villains+say+things+hero%26%238217%3Bs+can%26%238217%3Bt.
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 31
Obama+fist-bumped+a+janitor.+Thanks%3F
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 22
Deep+state+iOS+13
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 29
Vampire+slaying+kit+from+the+circa+1890s
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
I+guess+they+didn%26%238217%3Bt+like+my+printer+goes+brrrrr+posts%26%238230%3B
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
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