Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
Lindo love you too, Bobbo. SCORE 18
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
*gunshots* SCORE 22
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Food for thoug SCORE 27
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
Big hmm… SCORE 32
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
The one true science SCORE 32
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
This kid lives. SCORE 41
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
How did we miss this?! SCORE 18
He’s seen some things… SCORE 20
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 12
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
