Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Doggo, tell us about yourself… SCORE 30
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Harvard grads… basically. SCORE 43
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 21
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
You go. SCORE 37
When the guy behind you keeps kicking your seat SCORE 21
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
Here come the pig. SCORE 43
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
It’s not really funny, per se… SCORE 21
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Touring the world with your best doggo. SCORE 29
Pupper disagrees. SCORE 17
Danny, please. SCORE 35
The stretch is known. SCORE 35
You can do this. SCORE 47
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 26
Local police think they funny. SCORE 34
Nailed it. SCORE 39
It actually is this SCORE 35
