My answer to Google Glass. SCORE 68
shakespear SCORE 265
Feeding the homeless SCORE 77
Humpty Dumpty problems. SCORE 229
Why you should always wear sunscreen. SCORE 118
Places Pomeranians don’t belong. SCORE 198
Watch out Abe! SCORE 244
A box of cats. SCORE 91
Jim Carrey on fame and riches. SCORE 196
Maximum derp. SCORE 144
Spongebob SCORE 257
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 174
The truth about worry. SCORE 153
Get in loser, we’re going shopping! SCORE 154
A hero. SCORE 511
Whenever I haven’t checked my email in a few days. SCORE 132
‘Murica. SCORE 135
I have a sloth. SCORE 110
A few popular pug dance moves. SCORE 38
So Delicious SCORE -253
You didn’t spit in it, did you?! SCORE -3
Licked or not licked? SCORE 150
The glues. SCORE 136
I would follow her into battle SCORE 10
Calm down man! SCORE 127
The cutest fox. SCORE 187
My life as a student in college. SCORE 240
A letter to a ranger. SCORE 337
Meanwhile, in Idaho. SCORE 153
Alarm clocks… SCORE 183
The hair of the girls from Harry Potter. SCORE 292
All part of the plan… SCORE 154
