there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12
in the washer and dryer it goes SCORE 31
fig newton shoes SCORE 15
more cheesecake SCORE 16
the wedding is off SCORE 23
i’ll be back SCORE 9
earth sandwich SCORE 36
there is no such thing as a bad potato SCORE 16
delicates SCORE 3
slow dumb cat SCORE 14
place your bets SCORE 5
the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7
just a touch SCORE 4
bologna! SCORE 18
they traded places SCORE 28
no depressed eggs SCORE 26
i take full responsibility SCORE 16
nice cat SCORE 9
resistance is futile SCORE 7
raised on small bites SCORE 11
drunk drama SCORE 9
c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 21
spare cats SCORE 19
new perspective on life SCORE 14
you can’t yeehaw away from your problems SCORE 16
so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12
there goes my week SCORE 22
404 error SCORE 8
it’s data not data SCORE 19
failed eye test SCORE 34
wrong on so many levels SCORE 6
he’s got good balance SCORE 10