Time for a career change… SCORE 78
Can you feel it? SCORE 102
Corgi kindly requests that the snow goes away. SCORE 65
I lost the receipt… SCORE 63
Checkmate atheists… send help. SCORE 61
This actually explains a lot. SCORE 53
Got ‘eem SCORE 59
Give Herbie some love SCORE 78
Yasqueen SCORE 50
‘Hey lady, get your kid! I don’t want any trouble!’ SCORE 68
The best Ellen show interview SCORE 87
This review for a life-sized stuffed giraffe. SCORE 73
You’re at Hooters… how well could it be going… SCORE 103
Nice hat, bud. SCORE 73
Superior move! SCORE 83
Thoughtful, to say the very least SCORE 87
WHERE’S THE SALT?! SCORE 38
Nixon Declares War on Drugs (1971) SCORE 44
Conversions are hard SCORE 49
Shout out to this fellow for selling merch during crucifixion. SCORE 40
Sharks have your back. SCORE 93
Yeah that’s the one. SCORE 73
Online dating in the 1920s SCORE 55
Classic Brian SCORE 79
War is data. SCORE 61
Coming soon to an ocean near you. :( SCORE 46
Your grandpa loves you, most likely. SCORE 72
Kiss da gurl. SCORE 71
The good life SCORE 86
Sacrilege SCORE 11
I present to you, my upstairs neighbors. SCORE 62
Quite the pair… SCORE 37