Wife sent this after picking up our dog after surgery today. Says he’s "still under the influence." SCORE 135
These bikes have airless tires SCORE 152
Middle Eastern Relations SCORE 87
We Get It Poets SCORE 148
Wrong nipple SCORE 96
Listen Pandora, now is not the time. SCORE 64
Priorities SCORE 75
Crime spree SCORE 152
Welcome! SCORE 142
True SCORE 107
Online dating SCORE 95
Mildly infuriating SCORE 121
Nom SCORE 95
World’s Most Evil Cat SCORE 69
I could pooh here. SCORE 74
Paradox SCORE 118
internal struggle SCORE 97
Semi trucks napping in their natural habitat SCORE 86
Paper boy SCORE 128
Shimmering and delicious. SCORE 121
Classic Sean Lock SCORE 119
I’m sure they can afford to break the contract SCORE 90
Bonsai forest SCORE 102
Wrong Pupper SCORE 109
Space fan SCORE 105
The wear pattern on one of Tiger Woods’ golf clubs that he used in the 2005 season SCORE 72
Undeserving of such cuteness SCORE 172
just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till the whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill SCORE 80
Golly gee willikers! SCORE 79
Not all heroes wear capes.. SCORE 130
The salts! SCORE 101
Still single SCORE 131
