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I+made+this+planet+out+of+pancakes+and+spices
he+just+wanted+to+give+him+a+pet
he just wanted to give him a pet SCORE 34
No+idea+what+it+is+but+I%26%238217%3Bm+glad+it%26%238217%3Bs+extinct
No idea what it is but I’m glad it’s extinct SCORE 51
Sometimes+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+mind+wrong+number+texts.
Sometimes I don’t mind wrong number texts. SCORE 94
Basketball+2
Basketball 2 SCORE 54
Theodore+the+hamster+climbing+up+stairs
Theodore the hamster climbing up stairs SCORE 59
This+tiny+cactus+growing+in+a+sidewalk+crack.+Mesa%2C+AZ.
This tiny cactus growing in a sidewalk crack. Mesa, AZ. SCORE 52
Ignore+it+until+10%25+yawn.
Ignore it until 10% yawn. SCORE 63
How+did+I+not+know+this+was+a+thing+until+today%3F
How did I not know this was a thing until today? SCORE 58
Meet+Eddie%2C+the+Hospital+Therapy+Dog+who+is+always+carrying+around+his+bookbag+of+toys+and+can+always+be+found+in+the+Pediatric+Intensive+Care+Unit
Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who is always carrying around his bookbag of toys and can always be found in the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit SCORE 92
Anybody+else+want+Kit+tea%3F
Anybody else want Kit tea? SCORE 62
I+know+what+I%26%238217%3Bm+doing
I know what I’m doing SCORE 55
But+Taxis+have+been+around+since+1897+%F0%9F%A4%94
But Taxis have been around since 1897 🤔 SCORE 43
They+make+people+revert+to+a+primitive+state
They make people revert to a primitive state SCORE 60
Seemed+like+a+good+idea
Seemed like a good idea SCORE 31
Louis+Armstrong+playing+for+his+wife+in+front+of+the+Sphinx+by+the+pyramids+in+Giza%2C+1961
Louis Armstrong playing for his wife in front of the Sphinx by the pyramids in Giza, 1961 SCORE 76
Someone+%26%238220%3Bthrew+away%26%238221%3B+helium+balloons-+they+are+now+floating+in+the+trash+chute+on+the+top+floor+of+my+building.
Someone “threw away” helium balloons- they are now floating in the trash chute on the top floor of my building. SCORE 70
Your+mom+loves+you%2C+most+likely.
Your mom loves you, most likely. SCORE 68
Happens+way+too+often
Happens way too often SCORE 100
Mr.+Steal+Your+Girlfriend
Mr. Steal Your Girlfriend SCORE 48
Best+kicks+in+the+office%26%238230%3B
Best kicks in the office… SCORE 98
CRONCH
CRONCH SCORE 85
Pantaloons
Pantaloons SCORE 77
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+fan+of+my+iPhone%2C+personally.
I’m a fan of my iPhone, personally. SCORE 62
This+hidden+smile+on+the+Coca-Cola+bottle
This hidden smile on the Coca-Cola bottle SCORE 40
Kangaroo+injured+in+bush+fire+is+making+a+good+recovery
Kangaroo injured in bush fire is making a good recovery SCORE 58
A+Bro+being+a+bro
A Bro being a bro SCORE 110
This+guy+in+my+grandma%26%238217%3Bs+building+is+up+to+something.
This guy in my grandma’s building is up to something. SCORE 51
Wooooooowwww.
Wooooooowwww. SCORE 70
%2Asqueeks+in+Disney%2A
*squeeks in Disney* SCORE 59
W%CC%B5h%CC%B6%CD%96%CC%A5%CC%9Da%CC%A5%CC%96%CD%87%CC%9F%CC%A0t%CD%96%CD%99%CC%9D%CC%99%CC%99%CC%B1+a%CD%A2%CC%BBr%CC%B1%CC%BB%CC%A6%CC%B9%CC%A3e%CC%B9%CC%96%CC%A9%CC%B9%CC%AB%CC%BC%CD%95+t%CC%9B%CC%9E%CD%95%CD%85%CC%A3%CC%B0%CC%A3%CD%99h%CC%9B%CC%BB%CC%9F%CD%95%CC%9D%CC%BA%CD%8De%CD%9D%CC%AB%CC%A6%CC%A4%CC%B0%CD%87y%CD%9C%CC%9C%CC%99%CC%A9%CC%9D%CC%AC+%D2%89%CD%94s%CC%A2a%CC%B4%CC%B0%CC%B1%CC%9D%CC%AB%CC%96%CC%A9%CC%AAy%CC%BC%CC%9F%CD%95%CD%93%CC%B1%CC%B2i%CD%8F%CC%B1%CC%AD%CC%B3%CC%B2%CC%97%CC%AB%CC%96n%CD%9F%CD%9A%CD%93%CC%ACg%CD%93%CC%B1%CC%A5%CC%AE
W̵h̶͖̥̝ḁ̖͇̟̠t͖͙̝̙̙̱ a̻͢ṟ̻̦̹̣e̹̖̩̹̫̼͕ t̛̞͕̣̰̣͙ͅh̛̻̟͕̝̺͍e̫̦̤̰͇͝y̜̙̩̝̬͜ ҉͔s̢a̴̰̱̝̫̖̩̪y̼̟͕͓̱̲i͏̱̭̳̲̗̫̖n͚͓̬͟g͓̱̥̮ SCORE 63
The+secret+ingredient.
The secret ingredient. SCORE 46
Protestor+at+the+1969+Miss+America+pageant.
Protestor at the 1969 Miss America pageant. SCORE 62
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MY+THOUGHTS+EXACTLY%21
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY! SCORE 17
Not+impressed.
Not impressed. SCORE 11
Seriously.
Seriously. SCORE 78
I+love+the+internet.
I love the internet. SCORE 260
Every+time.
Every time. SCORE 179
Abort%21
Abort! SCORE 181
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