M O I S T U R I Z E M E SCORE 27
Took kids parasailing and they played dead. SCORE 21
Ohh that broke the glass… SCORE 31
More like $60 SCORE 31
Highly relatable, child. SCORE 33
Schrödinger’s gato SCORE 25
One bite and you’ll be hooked… SCORE 28
All jokes aside… SCORE 27
I am not prepared for the reality. SCORE 27
I can’t believe we’ve done this… SCORE 22
The lack of self awareness… SCORE 28
When school starts again post C19… SCORE 22
Vending machine in Japan designed to blend in with its surroundings. SCORE 28
Eggs with chocolate powder are an eggcellent choice. SCORE 26
*American flag emoji* SCORE 27
A receipt confirming the transaction of four thousand gallons of sesame seeds (more in the comments) SCORE 20
You could just tell there was something about that one… SCORE 28
Your case is curry. SCORE 19
Thanks, ma. SCORE 30
Jimbo to the rescue. SCORE 27
Shuuuuunnnnnnn SCORE 27
Cat maths SCORE 28
Ah yes. Starch coils. SCORE 26
Gets spooky anyway… SCORE 25
That is quite the analogy, bud. SCORE 22
It’s her favorite movie… SCORE 22
Oh so you’re just gonna kill our mom and leave? – Angry Deer, probably. SCORE 22
Emotional support kitty. SCORE 21
ALLL ABOARD SCORE 32
The fossil of a Kronosaurus SCORE 23
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. SCORE 15
Beware the camel chip cookies… SCORE 8
