The end is nigh SCORE 38
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
What year is ist? SCORE 35
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
ENCORE! SCORE 22
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 41
*Googles “Gordan Ramsey lamb sauce”* SCORE 28
Live long and prosper… SCORE 32
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
True friendship SCORE 23
One meow to rule them all SCORE 31
request denied SCORE 30
Don’t even breathe SCORE 10
Problem solved SCORE 42
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
My resume lied SCORE 30
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
My dream day SCORE 24
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
It also counts as exercise SCORE 27
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Sounds painful SCORE 28
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6