50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Problem solved SCORE 34
Oh my SCORE 29
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
Happy little trees SCORE 50
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
The original is still the king SCORE 39
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Call 911 SCORE 17
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Same… SCORE 53
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
easy money SCORE 29
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
Needs more white SCORE 23
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Plot twist! SCORE 42
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
For me? SCORE 45
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Awkward SCORE 69
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
