Doing dips. SCORE 132
Agent T SCORE 260
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
Thriller. SCORE 137
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
quiet fives SCORE -3
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
clap your Hans SCORE 14
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
That’s a valid point SCORE 252
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
No officer… SCORE 146
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -8
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
Water is wet SCORE 26
This is my song! SCORE 90
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
What torture. SCORE 190
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181