How I met your mother. SCORE 131
Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
Or a chair… SCORE 4
When you hold a shell to your ear. SCORE 105
Things cows don’t do. SCORE 137
Right in the childhood. SCORE 331
Sage advice. SCORE 216
The circle of life. SCORE 205
Nothing’s impossible. SCORE 225
Do want. SCORE 94
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 309
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
It’s just meant to be. SCORE 186
Life can be cruel. SCORE 58
Magic. SCORE 168
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 187
Ocelot vs. Ocelittle. SCORE 194
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 112
Dissection of a knitted mouse. SCORE 115
The Hunger Games. SCORE 218
How The Little Mermaid should’ve ended. SCORE -43
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
Ba dum tss… SCORE 181
The Euthanasia Coaster. SCORE 189
Best present ever SCORE 4
Why I don’t run. SCORE 187
Panda sushi! SCORE 99
Please? SCORE 111
What would you do? SCORE 321
Accurate. SCORE 145