doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 23
the possibilities of what i can accomplish are limitless SCORE 27
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
this would be a good prank to pull on your significant other. just make sure they don’t call a plumber SCORE 14
they’re not drowning, you don’t have to save them SCORE 33
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
thanks to inflation love is no longer free SCORE 24
incredible cherry potato plants that yield double crops SCORE 34
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
after you turn 30, going out after 9 is more of a chore than a good time SCORE 26
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
put the steps back or pay the consequences SCORE 25
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 36
judges judily SCORE 20
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
reese’s cups are always the right choice SCORE 32
who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
well well well, if it isn’t ricky pee pee, here to finally pay for his crimes SCORE 27
what cupcakes are called in canada SCORE 22
it’s a funny painting worth laughing at for an extended period of time SCORE 30
the villain just really wants to impress the hero. maybe grab dinner sometime SCORE 28
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
silent forgiveness is perfectly acceptable self care SCORE 26
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
bear with me SCORE 26
gangster flowers: for when you want to start a garden but don’t want to lose credit with the mafia SCORE 22
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
whoop there it is SCORE 23