But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Patrick! SCORE 1033
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Dog reacts to 2 girls, 1 cup. SCORE 720
Guess what? SCORE 812
Can you spot the differences? SCORE 200
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
The problem with unicorns. SCORE 626
You do not decline Chuck Norris. SCORE 862
Chuck Norris was here. SCORE 227
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
Prepping for exams. SCORE 314
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Read. SCORE 1039
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
When you hurt yourself… SCORE 844
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Are they twins? SCORE 590
You know you’re lazy when… SCORE 1284
College students can afford bacon?! SCORE 228
How do you play? SCORE 854
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
