Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Buffering. SCORE 814
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
4/21. SCORE 617
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
Do want. SCORE 1043
Are they twins? SCORE 590
