which do you choose? SCORE 23
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
everything is south america now SCORE 46
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
come to daddy! SCORE 30
the shape of soup SCORE 44
rude diet SCORE 36
oh sweet release SCORE 50
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
the original American badass SCORE 88
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
place your bets! SCORE 48
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
cozy SCORE 36
get in line SCORE 25
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
i feel seen SCORE 31
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
