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Oh+my+lawd.
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Mother+of+Dragons+Breakfast
Mother of Dragons Breakfast SCORE 64
The+8-pound+killing+machine
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Inconceivable.
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Doggo+loves+hooman
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
That%26%238217%3Bs+sure+one+way+of+putting+it%26%238230%3B
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Paragraph.
Paragraph. SCORE 51
The+Motel+6+will+provide.
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
James+Fridman+teaches+students+what+a+cool+teacher+should+look+like
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Timeout+buddy.
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
This+is+advanced+homelessness
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
I+think+this+coffee+machine+is+flirting+with+me
I think this coffee machine is flirting with me SCORE 42
Nothing+like+a+good+trot+in+the+snow%26%238230%3B
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Welcome%21+Our+Kinder+surrender+checkpoints+are+your+first+stop%2C+after+which+you+are+free+to+peruse+our+gun+dispensaries%26%238230%3B
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Living+in+the+present.
Living in the present. SCORE 64
How+to+find+a++dog.
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
Easily+the+most+underrated+line.
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Can%26%238217%3Bt+teach+an+old+lady+new+friends.
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
One-ply+toilet+paper+should+be+illegal
One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 38
Penny+from+1935+that+may+have+been+used+to+cheat+old+gumball+machines
Penny from 1935 that may have been used to cheat old gumball machines SCORE 40
Houston%2C+we+have+a+problem.
Houston, we have a problem. SCORE 85
Challenge+accepted%26%238230%3B
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Protect+a+tree+with+the+corpses+of+his+dead+friends
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Are+you+even+real%3F
Are you even real? SCORE 113
RIP+to+my+face%26%238230%3B
RIP to my face… SCORE 84
Well%2C+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong%26%238230%3B
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
%2Asmol+crunches%2A
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
I+could+live+in+this+Matrix%26%238230%3B
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
OG+lookback+meme
OG lookback meme SCORE 72
Advanced+Twitter
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
I%26%238217%3Bd+rather+not+know..
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Not+a+chance%2C+pal.
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 58
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words+of+advice
words of advice SCORE 11
Who+is+really+guilty+here%26%238230%3B
Who is really guilty here… SCORE 173
Meth.+Not+even+once.
Meth. Not even once. SCORE 171
And+so+they+miss+yet+another+shot%26%238230%3B
And so they miss yet another shot… SCORE 13
Mind+%3D+Blown
Mind = Blown SCORE 135
Nailed+it.
Nailed it. SCORE 12
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