Seems legit SCORE 33
Shine bright like a diamond. SCORE 24
Thanks I hate it. SCORE 38
Well played… SCORE 23
This robot exists to push the hay closer to the cows. SCORE 29
A medieval scribe doodled some penises on this Latin manuscript from the 1400s. SCORE 26
The seagull footprints around this trash can with a bagel in it… SCORE 26
It’s so crazy, it just might work. SCORE 17
GOT’EEEEM SCORE 19
spiders in the tub SCORE 31
Change is good SCORE 35
Papa, no. SCORE 19
This restaurant has a discount for being friendly. SCORE 36
This Waterboy wrap on my local tire shops’ water fountain. SCORE 19
Nailed it. – Dad, probably. SCORE 22
It’s the catnip way. SCORE 19
*mom intensifies* SCORE 24
I can’t believe you’ve done this… SCORE 22
Well, yes, but actually uh huh SCORE 28
Go home, ball. SCORE 25
Extreme buzz life. SCORE 22
Funny money. SCORE 17
Back in My Day… SCORE 30
I am your grandmother now… SCORE 27
You are a got dam hero SCORE 27
This USA Flag landed on Normandy Beach at D-Day, now returned to the USA as a gift from the Netherlands SCORE 29
Why you do this? SCORE 13
Bro Bump SCORE 36
I’ve had exactly enough of you. SCORE 17
SCIENCE! SCORE 39
Keys. Phone. Wallet. Ready. SCORE 20
Baby, no. SCORE 19
