
Seems legit SCORE 33

Shine bright like a diamond. SCORE 24

Thanks I hate it. SCORE 38

Well played… SCORE 23

This robot exists to push the hay closer to the cows. SCORE 29

A medieval scribe doodled some penises on this Latin manuscript from the 1400s. SCORE 26

The seagull footprints around this trash can with a bagel in it… SCORE 26

It’s so crazy, it just might work. SCORE 17

GOT’EEEEM SCORE 19

spiders in the tub SCORE 31

Change is good SCORE 35

Papa, no. SCORE 19

This restaurant has a discount for being friendly. SCORE 36

This Waterboy wrap on my local tire shops’ water fountain. SCORE 19

Nailed it. – Dad, probably. SCORE 22

It’s the catnip way. SCORE 19

*mom intensifies* SCORE 24

I can’t believe you’ve done this… SCORE 22

Well, yes, but actually uh huh SCORE 28

Go home, ball. SCORE 25

Extreme buzz life. SCORE 22

Funny money. SCORE 17

Back in My Day… SCORE 30

I am your grandmother now… SCORE 27

You are a got dam hero SCORE 27

This USA Flag landed on Normandy Beach at D-Day, now returned to the USA as a gift from the Netherlands SCORE 29

Why you do this? SCORE 13

Bro Bump SCORE 36

I’ve had exactly enough of you. SCORE 17

SCIENCE! SCORE 39

Keys. Phone. Wallet. Ready. SCORE 20

Baby, no. SCORE 19