Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
When life gives you lemons…? SCORE 21
When in traffic… SCORE 26
Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 27
Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 34
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23
Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26
Enjoy more liminal spaces. SCORE 37
They phoned home… SCORE 25
That sign making class really paid off SCORE 25
It’s the circle of life. SCORE 21
Take it back… SCORE 30
You really dodged a cauliflower… SCORE 26
I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18
Me too bud, me too… SCORE 24
7/10 you could buy me a coffee. SCORE 30
Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
Get fancy, sponsored by CVS. SCORE 22
It’s simple really… death. Lot’s of dying. SCORE 33
Yes I am very interest in this. SCORE 25
Employee beware… SCORE 25
High tech snac SCORE 6
Imagine getting upset over flowers… SCORE 33
The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 30
I did it! SCORE 17
Ponytails have a mind of their own… SCORE 33
Smoothest fight yet. SCORE 25
Too sad for pants SCORE 31
Jeopardy bros SCORE 29
