Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Finally. SCORE 345
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Accurate. SCORE 257
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
