Doggo, tell us about yourself… SCORE 30
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 43
Nailed it. SCORE 39
Spiders have no idea how cool their webs look. SCORE 23
Pupper disagrees. SCORE 17
The stretch is known. SCORE 35
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 26
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
Just girl things… SCORE 36
Danny, please. SCORE 35
Touring the world with your best doggo. SCORE 29
Here come the pig. SCORE 43
The great refillining. SCORE 32
Bask in the glory… SCORE 19
Could you toast me some water, love? SCORE 19
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 21
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
If only there were some instructions you could have followed… SCORE 36
It’s not really funny, per se… SCORE 21
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
Big gulp… SCORE 32
You go. SCORE 37
Local police think they funny. SCORE 34
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Harvard grads… basically. SCORE 43
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
You can do this. SCORE 47
When the guy behind you keeps kicking your seat SCORE 21
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
It actually is this SCORE 35