terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 32
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 28
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 24
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
a true work of art SCORE 12
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 25
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 11
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 20
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 18
muggle born SCORE 13
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 35
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 8
i am your coffee maker SCORE 12
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 12
help, i woke up SCORE 31
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 44
space facts on your back SCORE 36
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
no SCORE 22
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 9
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 30
