
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32

my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14

turtles over tummy toning SCORE 32

if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12

the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 28

directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12

there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 24

my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4

i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27

a true work of art SCORE 12

every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 25

Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 11

the weezered of oz SCORE -2

friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21

dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 20

1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 18

muggle born SCORE 13

we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 35

marked safe from dishonor SCORE 8

i am your coffee maker SCORE 12

a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 12

help, i woke up SCORE 31

shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 44

space facts on your back SCORE 36

if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10

me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14

bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7

no SCORE 22

if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18

you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10

how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 9

rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 30