don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
the moment you realize you’ve made a terrible mistake SCORE 32
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
cheese lovers SCORE 31
good parenting 101 SCORE 44
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 34
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
horses! SCORE 24
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
checking on the banana bread SCORE 18
please just tell me what the book is about SCORE 35
cute winking cat SCORE 19
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
extreme gardening SCORE 35
facts about ducks SCORE 0
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
officer judy hops with zpd SCORE 32
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
are you getting enough sleep? SCORE 14
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26