Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Never sink SCORE 146
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
Every kid in the neighborhood wants to convert SCORE 95
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
WWJD? SCORE 96
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
Trust no one SCORE 106
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Christmas is for kids SCORE 56
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
Rough Italians SCORE 142
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
They know the truth. SCORE 78
