make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
checking on the banana bread SCORE 18
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
are you getting enough sleep? SCORE 14
please just tell me what the book is about SCORE 35
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
cute winking cat SCORE 19
extreme gardening SCORE 35
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
good parenting 101 SCORE 44
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
horses! SCORE 24
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
the moment you realize you’ve made a terrible mistake SCORE 32
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
cheese lovers SCORE 31
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 34
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
officer judy hops with zpd SCORE 32