There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Ladies… SCORE 173
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Accurate. SCORE 257
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 196
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
Friends. SCORE 213
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Please be troll. SCORE 194
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
New books. SCORE 200
How people see me. SCORE 233
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I love you. SCORE 20
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
