some assembly required SCORE 7
yes SCORE 15
every vacation once you have kids SCORE 14
just chew and swallow SCORE 12
did i do it right? SCORE 15
showing his appreciation SCORE 35
they can’t help themselves SCORE 16
how badly do you have to go? SCORE 8
don’t question it, just run SCORE 17
look away if you must SCORE 23
the inescapable future SCORE 20
i’d be pissy, too SCORE 22
just part of my day SCORE 16
relationships in reverse SCORE 9
slow down there, picnic bear SCORE 11
why not? SCORE 12
and there it is SCORE 39
the way the universe works SCORE 21
… but you won’t succeed SCORE 16
mt doom scrolling SCORE 40
a venn diagram SCORE 24
go away, robert SCORE 19
no bones about it SCORE 12
it was necessary SCORE 17
those aren’t legs? SCORE 26
i feel ripped off SCORE 7
problem solved SCORE 12
get back into it at your own pace SCORE 49
this makes me sad SCORE 5
don’t do it! it’s a trap! SCORE 9
just to make it sound like i care SCORE 14
why dirty a real mug? SCORE 19
