accidental beauty SCORE 31
yes they are SCORE 7
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
is this satire? SCORE 14
mooooo SCORE 15
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
onward, steed! SCORE 14
it’s perfect SCORE 21
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
a very small dog SCORE 15
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
slap them SCORE 12
cramps SCORE 10
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 9
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
memorable first customer SCORE 17
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
supersize it SCORE -4
we dare you SCORE 10
