always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15
the crumpled t shirt is a really good listener SCORE 19
dating in your 30s SCORE 22
treat yourself SCORE 15
it’s a bread knife SCORE 18
this was me in high school SCORE 19
antreefa SCORE 22
every word plagiarized SCORE 19
and they became best friends after SCORE 31
every freaking day SCORE 20
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24
always assume the worst SCORE 30
turns out the code was pretty easy to guess SCORE 25
like magic SCORE 38
my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 21
may the force be with you SCORE 27
don’t judge me SCORE 14
brain: enjoy the panic attack! SCORE 15
act your wage SCORE 17
that is correct SCORE 21
later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12
always in the soup SCORE 9
not sure this really counts SCORE 30
wartime golf rules SCORE 21
all busses are loved equally SCORE 48
feels like i’m there! SCORE 16
corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 26
my genius is unequaled SCORE 22
present spoiled SCORE 31
i might be a vampire SCORE 24
we panic now SCORE 33
she did what was necessary SCORE 30
