
always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15

the crumpled t shirt is a really good listener SCORE 19

dating in your 30s SCORE 22

treat yourself SCORE 15

it’s a bread knife SCORE 18

this was me in high school SCORE 19

antreefa SCORE 22

every word plagiarized SCORE 19

and they became best friends after SCORE 31

every freaking day SCORE 20

the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24

always assume the worst SCORE 30

turns out the code was pretty easy to guess SCORE 25

like magic SCORE 38

my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 21

may the force be with you SCORE 27

don’t judge me SCORE 14

brain: enjoy the panic attack! SCORE 15

act your wage SCORE 17

that is correct SCORE 21

later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12

always in the soup SCORE 9

not sure this really counts SCORE 30

wartime golf rules SCORE 21

all busses are loved equally SCORE 48

feels like i’m there! SCORE 16

corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 26

my genius is unequaled SCORE 22

present spoiled SCORE 31

i might be a vampire SCORE 24

we panic now SCORE 33

she did what was necessary SCORE 30