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An+actual+health+insurance+question
Give+me+a+minute.
Give me a minute. SCORE 19
I+asked+for+this.
I asked for this. SCORE 19
Hope+is+an+empty+road.
Hope is an empty road. SCORE 40
hey%2C+siri%26%238230%3B
hey, siri… SCORE 10
Jennifer+Lawrence%2C+you%26%238217%3Bve+changed.
Jennifer Lawrence, you’ve changed. SCORE 17
Get+ya+own+crumps%21
Get ya own crumps! SCORE 19
No+CGI%2C+straight+talent.
No CGI, straight talent. SCORE 38
Evolution+is+lit%21
Evolution is lit! SCORE 18
Dogs+right+now%26%238230%3B
Dogs right now… SCORE 29
Yes%2C+you+can+wear+that.
Yes, you can wear that. SCORE 38
He%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+point%2C+though.
He’s got a point, though. SCORE 25
Top+tier+executive.
Top tier executive. SCORE 34
Its+not+so+much+an+award+as+a+designation%26%238230%3B
Its not so much an award as a designation… SCORE 24
A+treehouse+in+Hangzhou%2C+China
A treehouse in Hangzhou, China SCORE 30
If+we%26%238217%3Bre+going+for+period+correct%2C+and+all+that%26%238230%3B
If we’re going for period correct, and all that… SCORE 37
Norway+is+not+holding+back+any+punches%26%238230%3B
Norway is not holding back any punches… SCORE 38
For+those+wondering+if+this+is+serious%2C+here%26%238217%3Bs+a+corona+patient+being+transported+in+South+Korea.
For those wondering if this is serious, here’s a corona patient being transported in South Korea. SCORE 32
Dr.+Ned+needs+you+to+turn+your+head+and+cough.
Dr. Ned needs you to turn your head and cough. SCORE 36
Nancy+no%21
Nancy no! SCORE 33
Nature+is+really%2C+really+good+at+geometry.
Nature is really, really good at geometry. SCORE 39
I+found+the+problem%2C+guys%26%238230%3B
I found the problem, guys… SCORE 26
In+1974%2Cthe+Egyptian+authorities+issued+a+passport+to+Ramesses+II+so+that+the+mummy+could+be+transported+to+France+for+examination+and+restoration.
In 1974,the Egyptian authorities issued a passport to Ramesses II so that the mummy could be transported to France for examination and restoration. SCORE 31
What+women+want+over+the+years.
What women want over the years. SCORE 20
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+not+in+danger+I%26%238217%3Bm+just+looking+for+friendships+based+in+a+mutual+understanding+and+respect+of+Morse+code%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Fruit+Punch%2C+probably.
‘I’m not in danger I’m just looking for friendships based in a mutual understanding and respect of Morse code’ – Fruit Punch, probably. SCORE 33
There+are+many+kinds+of+people+in+this+world.+Look+for+the+helpers.+Scorn+the+other.
There are many kinds of people in this world. Look for the helpers. Scorn the other. SCORE 34
Good+luck+out+there%2C+comrades.
Good luck out there, comrades. SCORE 27
Get+out+of+here%2C+pawn%21
Get out of here, pawn! SCORE 21
Danger+TP%26%238230%3B
Danger TP… SCORE 22
Well%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+surprise.
Well, that’s a nice surprise. SCORE 36
It%26%238217%3Bs+over.+It%26%238217%3Bs+done.
It’s over. It’s done. SCORE 32
Just+keep+swimming%2C+and+all+that+jazz.
Just keep swimming, and all that jazz. SCORE 41
I+could+go+back+to+these+times.
I could go back to these times. SCORE 41
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When+your+wife+watches+your+press+briefings.
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
Ain%26%238217%3Bt+that+something.
Ain’t that something. SCORE 26
GET+TO+WORK%2C+BUN%21
GET TO WORK, BUN! SCORE 24
Get+to+signin%26%238217%3B
Get to signin’ SCORE 29
Shave+for+the+cure.
Shave for the cure. SCORE 24
Speech+100
Speech 100 SCORE 33
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