the mercury man of steel SCORE 22
excuse me??? SCORE 21
this is probably true SCORE 12
every time i do it makes me laugh SCORE 4
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 9
one of us SCORE 20
all these years later still funny SCORE 24
and this is the third day in a row i’m eating it for lunch SCORE 15
if you’re having a bad day, here’s something to make you smile SCORE 14
look at all the pretty colors! SCORE 25
the ocean is gazpacho SCORE 14
gotta pay the bills! SCORE 29
i regret everything! SCORE 16
and just like that a classic was born SCORE 25
i am the night SCORE 32
busted! SCORE 27
this flower is so metal SCORE 21
you can’t ‘c’ in the dark SCORE 15
i hate you, i just don’t know why yet SCORE 26
once you hit 30 everything falls apart SCORE 25
you need an adult SCORE 19
goats have their own physics SCORE 18
so i have a confession to make SCORE 9
the cat gets the house SCORE 34
don’t judge me SCORE 22
it totally dew SCORE 11
and now i want to touch it SCORE 13
be like aragorn SCORE 22
my inner adorable tiger SCORE 24
he has taco bell SCORE 30
good question SCORE 30
birds are pretty incredible SCORE 40
