wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
please just tell me what the book is about SCORE 35
are you getting enough sleep? SCORE 14
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19
checking on the banana bread SCORE 18
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
good parenting 101 SCORE 44
cute winking cat SCORE 19
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
the moment you realize you’ve made a terrible mistake SCORE 32
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 34
extreme gardening SCORE 35
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32