How I feel about Twilight. SCORE 217
Poor Pinocchio doesn’t stand a chance. SCORE 158
Snape hits up a thrift shop SCORE 211
Most common lies SCORE 208
Pencil carvings. SCORE 311
A hedgehog’s life. SCORE 161
Total Mystery SCORE 221
Take a Seat, Make a Friend SCORE 109
Alright… We’ll call it a draw. SCORE 167
Maximum creepy. SCORE 347
I need this shirt! SCORE 250
Inside every cynical person… SCORE 210
Maximum derp. SCORE 111
The truth about the internet. SCORE 184
NIKE SCORE 11
Doesn’t Matter…Hand Sex SCORE 11
How I start out every big project. SCORE 304
Accurate. SCORE 151
When People Speak Passionately On Boring Subjects SCORE 14
Immortality is biologically real. SCORE 176
Go to your room, young lady! SCORE 122
Hogwarts in Legos by Alice Finch. SCORE 345
When someone wants to fight me SCORE 122
Narwhal problems. SCORE 111
When I do it, it’s fun. SCORE 2
Anti-joke chicken is BACK!! SCORE 2
RONALD!! SCORE 486
My reaction when my best friend is talking to me but I’m not listening. SCORE 169
Mustache bandaids. SCORE 70
Too true SCORE 240
Greatness. SCORE 338
It’s Spidey time! SCORE -2