Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Self control SCORE 100
Not today. SCORE 205
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Spare Hair SCORE 56
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Twist! SCORE 138
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
My kind of bed SCORE -71
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 177
How weather works SCORE 68
I would watch this SCORE 110
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 185
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Global Warming SCORE 183
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133