
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111

Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89

Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160

The truth hurts SCORE 40

Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102

Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71

Star Vars SCORE 55

When you cancel your uber SCORE 59

That moment of realization… SCORE 103

When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71

Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46

I have a boyfriend SCORE 101

This is adorable SCORE 135

The eye of the tiger SCORE 113

When I die… SCORE 130

In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96

What’s my purpose? SCORE 104

Not even once SCORE 58

This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138

The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93

He’s a meth lab SCORE 56

Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105

What do you do for fun? SCORE 101

Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92

Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104

Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61

Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116

Ooops? SCORE 118

Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126

Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110

Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116

They’re, their, and there SCORE 173