Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Real food!!! SCORE 260
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Which are you? SCORE 248
He looked out the kitchen window. SCORE 118
Tan lines. SCORE 299
It’s better than yours. SCORE 219
Profound. SCORE 312
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Parkour masters. SCORE 154
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
The difference. SCORE 288
People were created to be loved. SCORE 325
Ice Cube. SCORE 144
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
29 years old and hearing myself for the 1st time! SCORE 169
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Meanwhile, in Romania. SCORE 279
Anatomy of a muggle. SCORE 148
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314