diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
scream therapy SCORE 15
did i stutter? SCORE 12
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
a very small dog SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
working cat SCORE 20
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
because everything is okay SCORE 13
cats find a way SCORE 23
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
scary fish! SCORE 7
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
i like bananas SCORE 9
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
one stop american shop SCORE 7
every segment on the news SCORE 13
zero traction SCORE 11
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
slap them SCORE 12
supersize it SCORE -4