Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 202
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
He replaces words with animal names… SCORE 83
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
So you like metal? SCORE 143
English is weird. SCORE 95
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
Twist! SCORE 138
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 144
Liz… SCORE 123
Thermostat negotiations SCORE 87
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 185
My kind of bed SCORE -71
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133