The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
Trollololo. SCORE 169
T-rex high heels. SCORE 162
Every time. SCORE 148
Whenever I go back to the gym for the first time. SCORE 114
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
Everyone is a genius SCORE 230
Dr. Sith SCORE 184
Bond Girls then And now. SCORE 174
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
Impossible Youtube duet: Miles Davis improvising on LCD Soundsystem. SCORE 133
Probable. SCORE 363
Ceiling fans. SCORE 203
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
Like a sir. SCORE 289
You complete me. SCORE 104
Goldfish. SCORE 131
The Cone of Shame SCORE 14
If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 182
Mom logic. SCORE 190
The haunted toaster. SCORE 40
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 325
How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
So that’s how it happened. SCORE 239
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
No one must learn that my fur is delicious. SCORE 148
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 128
Loraxes love pancakes SCORE 6
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
