must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
every segment on the news SCORE 13
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
slap them SCORE 12
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
onward, steed! SCORE 14
memorable first customer SCORE 17
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
we dare you SCORE 10
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 9
everything beagle SCORE 1
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
supersize it SCORE -4
accidental beauty SCORE 31
cramps SCORE 10
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
is this satire? SCORE 14
a very small dog SCORE 15
it’s perfect SCORE 21
mooooo SCORE 15
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
a totally normal seat SCORE 11