Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 21
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
You can do this. SCORE 47
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
The great refillining. SCORE 32
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 26
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
It actually is this SCORE 35
