
We All Wear Masks SCORE 13

Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 199

How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0

Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10

The Dying Squid SCORE 8

I owned the stage. SCORE 16

Pun! SCORE 140

Squid Hat SCORE -16

Things you never hear SCORE 213

Pun! SCORE 199

If I could have any super power. SCORE 157

The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202

It’s that time of year again SCORE 8

It has begun… SCORE 95

Seriously. SCORE 214

Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 245

Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269

Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11

Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11

Blankets. SCORE 153

When I try to play sports SCORE 13

It’s a simple request… SCORE 141

I’m over here like SCORE 7

Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16

When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 9

Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 177

Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233

Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12

I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 17

Game over. SCORE 16

In an alternate universe… SCORE 8

I need easier goals… SCORE 17