if the moms don’t look like this, it’s not a pixar movie SCORE 20
book, try reading one SCORE 28
please sir, may i have another? SCORE 13
you’ve only made things worse SCORE 17
which is it? it could be either SCORE 16
moths love lamp SCORE -4
modern life is so fulfilling SCORE 31
stop arresting avocado dealers SCORE 25
they can’t be doing worse, right? SCORE 21
never trust your pets with your fridge SCORE 12
and i’d watch them all SCORE 23
karma is coming for both of them SCORE 18
‘not’ was never an option SCORE 17
socialism burn! SCORE 48
it ain’t happening SCORE 9
narrator *but they didn’t stop* SCORE 17
i have the worst luck SCORE 39
it’s just for the rest of my life SCORE 21
whoops SCORE 12
i welcome the devil’s nap SCORE 22
not so silent but still deadly SCORE 13
why i love weekends SCORE 17
prove me wrong SCORE 20
it started with a donut SCORE 19
how i get super powers SCORE 26
living on the edge! SCORE 30
never remove the mcdinosaur SCORE 22
which star trek character are you? SCORE 11
thanks, mom SCORE 29
i’ll have way 23 please SCORE 33
the more you know SCORE 19
the dream life SCORE 19
