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The+definition+that+pops+up+when+you+Google+%26%238216%3Bpleonasms%26%238217%3B
i+wonder+why
i wonder why SCORE 39
this+is+how+we+all+use+the+internet
this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29
you+don%26%238217%3Bt+microwave+a+salad
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
I+did+not+choose+these+seats
I did not choose these seats SCORE 38
i+wonder+what+she+was+dreaming+about
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
must+pet+the+pet
must pet the pet SCORE 37
they%26%238217%3Bre+my+favorite+people%2C+too
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
i+can+never+find+the+words
i can never find the words SCORE 45
throw+the+damn+ball
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
heavy+metal+tree
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
live+your+life+to+impress+yourself
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 46
clever+girl
clever girl SCORE 40
it%26%238217%3Bs+always+a+good+idea+to+have+PETA+blocked+regardless
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
the+wisdom+of+picard
the wisdom of picard SCORE 57
hopefully+the+job+came+with+complimentary+tissues
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 38
i+want+bill+gates+to+pay+off+my+student+loans
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
delete+my+number
delete my number SCORE 28
thanks+for+sharing%2C+janet
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
it%26%238217%3Bs+called+fashun
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
i+agree+with+Ryan+Reynolds
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 45
unprofessional+or+brilliant%3F
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 55
important+psa
important psa SCORE 44
cats+always+come+first
cats always come first SCORE 26
it%26%238217%3Bs+cursed+for+sure
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
reverse+psychology+on+another+level
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
irony+man
irony man SCORE 44
he+did+it+because+he+could
he did it because he could SCORE 37
don%26%238217%3Bt+act+like+this+isn%26%238217%3Bt+true
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
oh+wow
oh wow SCORE 46
i+also+laughed
i also laughed SCORE 55
you+can+pet+bears%2C+but+you+really+shouldn%26%238217%3Bt
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
skill+isn%26%238217%3Bt+the+problem%2C+folks
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62
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