don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
he did it because he could SCORE 37
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
i also laughed SCORE 56
clever girl SCORE 40
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
must pet the pet SCORE 37
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
bad ass SCORE 38
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
i wonder why SCORE 40
oh wow SCORE 48
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
cats always come first SCORE 27
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
too late SCORE 38
important psa SCORE 44
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
so true SCORE 37
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
there were no survivors SCORE 37
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
