A voice we can trust SCORE 54
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Dreams do come true SCORE 65
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
I just became more metal SCORE 34
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
15, max. SCORE 51
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Real American hero SCORE 41
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Fatality SCORE 40
And cheese SCORE 26
