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Knock+knock
Frogs+are+everywhere.
Frogs are everywhere. SCORE 35
Worth+it%2C+ma.
Worth it, ma. SCORE 37
The+North+learns+to+make+sweet+tea.
The North learns to make sweet tea. SCORE 29
Jimmy+isn%26%238217%3Bt+really+concerned+about+it.
Jimmy isn’t really concerned about it. SCORE 27
The+secret+ingredient+is+profound+ugliness.
The secret ingredient is profound ugliness. SCORE 28
Change+the+atmosphere.
Change the atmosphere. SCORE 23
Numbers+are+for+nerds.
Numbers are for nerds. SCORE 36
Hard+pass%21
Hard pass! SCORE 26
And+now+we+dance.
And now we dance. SCORE 27
NYPD+at+it+again.
NYPD at it again. SCORE 35
Change+your+mindset.
Change your mindset. SCORE 36
Gotta+make+a+phone+call%26%238230%3B
Gotta make a phone call… SCORE 16
I+haven%26%238217%3Bt+heard+back+yet.
I haven’t heard back yet. SCORE 26
Do+I+have+to+make+a+phone+call%3F
Do I have to make a phone call? SCORE 28
my+dream+job
my dream job SCORE 28
Flat+Earth+conference+being+held+on+a+cruise+ship+guided+by+a+navigation+based+on+spherical+planet.
Flat Earth conference being held on a cruise ship guided by a navigation based on spherical planet. SCORE 26
Why+can%26%238217%3Bt+you+interact+with+me%3F
Why can’t you interact with me? SCORE 29
Protect+the+bull
Protect the bull SCORE 24
2020+and+2021
2020 and 2021 SCORE 24
Florida+is+a+mysterious+place.
Florida is a mysterious place. SCORE 29
He+was+asking+for+it.
He was asking for it. SCORE 37
I+could+always+depend+on+them%26%238230%3B
I could always depend on them… SCORE 23
Must+not+resist.
Must not resist. SCORE 18
Happy+New+Year%21
Happy New Year! SCORE 30
Sausage+and+peaches
Sausage and peaches SCORE 25
Worried+about+you%2C+child.
Worried about you, child. SCORE 37
One+cookie%2C+two+cookie%26%238230%3B
One cookie, two cookie… SCORE 40
The+c+u+b+e+cannot+contain+me.
The c u b e cannot contain me. SCORE 37
Easy+enough.
Easy enough. SCORE 29
Dentists+are+fakers.
Dentists are fakers. SCORE 20
Neither%2C+thanks.
Neither, thanks. SCORE 24
Corn+Flake
Corn Flake SCORE 26
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I+don%26%238217%3Bt+always+die%26%238230%3B
I don’t always die… SCORE 159
Like+a+boss%21
Like a boss! SCORE 292
Of+all+the+puns+to+sneak+into+Hunger+Games%2C+it+was+food+related
Of all the puns to sneak into Hunger Games, it was food related SCORE 173
Leafblower+can%21
Leafblower can! SCORE 206
Them+Harry+Potter+feels+tho.
Them Harry Potter feels tho. SCORE 334
This+is+what+you+get+when+you+write+%23yolo+on+a+math+quiz.
This is what you get when you write #yolo on a math quiz. SCORE 223
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