i dare you to order me a pizza SCORE 37
highly qualified mortgage advisor SCORE 17
this is cute SCORE 58
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18
safety first even if you’re a puppy SCORE 20
they were too busy asking if they could… SCORE 40
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 13
jane austen novel survival skills. not everyone has them SCORE 40
clever girl SCORE 15
judges judily SCORE 20
we’re all annoying sometimes, but it’s not our defining trait SCORE 58
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
natalie portman could have played two different star wars characters SCORE 23
let’s play hide the tina SCORE 35
pikachu was always fluffy SCORE 18
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
what’s your morning routine consist of? SCORE 31
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
who was the random snake dude and is he okay? SCORE 28
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee SCORE 20
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
some emails you can’t unsubscribe from SCORE 19
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22